What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 14:30
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?
Then came..
Still no good
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Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
What is the meaning of xx in texting?
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
So they tried
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Denver Health sees increase in people getting MMR vaccine - 9News
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
What is your craziest college sex story?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?